User:Twist of Fate

'''Chapter 1. Humble Beginnings'''

Twist of fate was born in the year 4.3 Billion B.C. to parents unknown. As a child, he was bored due to the empty void around him, and one day, created the universe in what is called the "big bang" (which was really a fart). He amused himself in his early years through playing with stars and smashing them together to make big explosions, but this could not satisfy him for long, he only managed to do this for 3 billion years.

However, through his wanderings, he soon found the planet we know as earth. He realized he was much to large, and had to shrink himself to fit in with the other beings on the planet. Little did he know, the main inhabitants of earth were not cows. He continued life like this for hundreds of millions of years. However, he soon realized his mistake. He originally landed in the deserts of Africa and wandered his life as a cow. However, soon he had found man, and changed his form to join them. He helped them discover fire when he took a log, bear fur, and water, and somehow made a very large fire for them. When he saw that they were having trouble moving objects, he created the wheel out of a stick and 2 frogs. He had felt that his impact was enough on the lives of man, and hibernated in what is now known as Cambodia for millions of years.

'''Chapter 2. Ascent to Power'''

After hibernation, he decided to revisit his original life in Africa, but landed in what is known as Egypt, near the Nile. He landed near a pyramid, and walked over to see what was happening. On top of the pyramid, he saw the mighty god Ra, who commanded him to do work like the others. Twist of Fate could not take this madness, so he beat the shizzle out of Ra. He liked this new power and reverance that he was given. He then killed all of the egyptian gods, and then left, searching the world for more.

To be continued...

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Twist of Fate came to Sal's on July 29th, 2007. Same date as Topdog. At first, he had created an account simply just to post around and to advertise his site in his signature. However, while posting a few times, he discovered his love for posting and became addicted! Two years later, he is a helpful contributing member of the forum.

Sure he's not a leet guide writer who helps with every guide with his name ON every guide *cough* Roy *cough* by the way Roy, *cough* if you read this, *cough* I want to thank you for everything you've done. You've helped me with pretty much every single one of my contributions to the site and I'm very thankful.

Twist of Fate has submitted numerous NPCs and Items as well as writing almost a dozen helpful guides, quickly too. Well, this article isn't to brag about him, just to tell a little bit about his history, and he does have kind of a good history on the forums. He started off on the bad foot though, but sharing his warn log is forbidden.

It is interesting to note that he once went 18 months without getting a warn.

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