Twist of Fate

Twist of Fate lived in obscurity for a long time in The Glorious People's Republic of Sal's Realm of Runescape, but this all changed one fateful night. Perhaps while under the influence of psychoactive drugs and liquor, Twist of Fate received a request from one Vera. The request? For him to show off what he was packing. eyebrows Like any rational salfag, Twist of Fate threw off his pants of posed nude for 90 minutes, caught unawares that Vera was actually...well, you know.

Once Vera's secret was out, Twist of Fate's head exploded.

The validity of this article is subject to debate. Just kidding it's all true.