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Tony's (Twist of Fate's) Guitars
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Tony has a guitar. It is an ESP F-10 and was given to him by Mr. ESP himself.
It was painted by Michelangelo. Not the guitar noob, the guy who painted like, Jesus on the Sistine chapel and stuff.
Um lets see, the strings are made out of a metal that can exceed the heat of the sun because well he can play so fast the strings just melt. But these can withstand melting so that's good for him.
The pickups were mounted onto an ancient Chinese oak body. They were hand wired by Tony Blair. Twist didn't even need to ask twice, he just hand wired them right there. They sound pretty decent. He didn't have to kill Tony Blair because he did what he was told.
Now whenever he strums a certain way, he goes into world domination mode, meaning he can play 4,000,000 notes per second. He doens't do that much though because people die. He just keeps it low at 2,000 notes per second.
The cool thing about the pickups is when Twist flips a switch he goes into Killzone mode, meaning the pickups become active and the two coils kill people when he shreds. It's really pretty amazing to watch they just start dropping and just die on the floor.
The frets are made up of a maple tree that Twist grew in his yard.
Now his Marshall MG 30 fx amp was given to him by Mr. Marshall, and he has a rack for his setup made by Mister Rackman and given to him by Ghandi in India.
1. He has one button that controls many people dying in a minute all around the world.
2. There's another button that controls the temperature of the sun, which is amazing because Twist doesn't use that one, I don't see why he should.
3. There's a switch that controls the Earth's revolution.
4. There is a data dump, so if Tony has to take a dump, that one is pretty self explanatory.
Um so yeah it's pretty amazing you could never afford any of this because it was all made for Tony, so yeah you will never be able to get anywhere close to where Tony sounds like. I am your god, see ya later dude.